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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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