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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Simba
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖
an elephant 🐘
a rhinoceros 🦏
a bear 🐻
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a bull 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a cow 🐮
a turkey 🦃
a hyena 🐺
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