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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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