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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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