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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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