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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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