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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Daisy
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮
a lion 🦁
a turkey 🦃
a hyena 🐺
a cow 🐮
a hippo 🦛
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a venomous snake 🐍
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
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