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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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