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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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