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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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