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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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