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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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