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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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