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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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