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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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