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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Dr
Snuffles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
a lynx 😺
a cow 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a warthog 🐗
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