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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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