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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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