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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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