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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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