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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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