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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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