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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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