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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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