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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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