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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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