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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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