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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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