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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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