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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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