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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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