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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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