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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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