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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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