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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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