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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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