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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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