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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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