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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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