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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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