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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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