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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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