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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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