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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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