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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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