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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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