Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.