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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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