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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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