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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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