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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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