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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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