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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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