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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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